Mirror of Justice

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Tuesday, February 21, 2017

The Beatitudes: The Trump Rewrite

Minnesota's very own Garrison Keillor (of Prairie Home Companion fame) offers a revision of the Beatitudes in Trumpian style.  Herewith a sample:

The Lord is my shepherd. Okay? Totally. Big league. He is a tremendous shepherd. The best. No comparison. I know more than most people about herding sheep. And that’s why I won the election in a landslide, and it’s why my company is doing very, very well. Because He said, “I’m with you, Donald. You will never want.”

Find the rest at the Washington Post site here.

https://mirrorofjustice.blogs.com/mirrorofjustice/2017/02/the-beatitudes-the-trump-rewrite.html

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