Grave affronts to human dignity

Tom Smith, over at "Right Coast", uses Steven Pinker's recent anti-dignity rant (more here) as an occasion for gathering numerous grave, but oft-overlooked, affronts to human dignity.  They include:  going shirtless if you are a man who, you know, ought not to; "sporting a goatee"; "yammering on your cell phone within the hearing of others"; etc.  Clearly, more fodder for Catholic Legal Theory . . . (HT:  Bainbridge, who should have cross-posted this here at MOJ, but forgot).