Who says "it can't happen here"?

The latest episode of the ABC series, "Boston Legal" -- another project of the reliably and tediously anti-Catholic David Kelley -- was called "The Gods Must Be Crazy", and was about (among other things) a woman who sues the Archdiocese, seeking to have the Church's tax-exemption pulled, because the Church has discriminated against her, by not ordaining her a priest.  She wins.  Relevant to her argument are assertions regarding executing witches, condoning slavery, running the Inquisition, etc.

But, this won't happen in the real world . . . right?